||[Apr. 27th, 2005|07:21 pm]
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I got 9 kids, goin' on 10 and livin in a single-wide! A DAMN SINGLE-WIDE! i've been savin up for the double wide, but that little bastard shit of mine, Bubba Joe keeps on eatin all the GD change i put in that fuckin double wide savins jar and if he aint eat it all, then Roy David done stole it to buy some of the marijuana, and him only 9 years old.
stupid sons of bitches.
i figured i should start me one of these thangs up cuz all my tractor-pull buddies are doin it. right now im on maternity leave from prostitutin and workin at the boone square mini mall.
my fuckin boss lucinda is a fuckin nightmare. i went to work the other day and i sware to the good lord in heavn if lucinda didnt git my paycheck wrong, and therre aint NOBODY that cheats me out of my money and it was fuckin 75 cents! so i called her fat ass out(oh mah GAWD, i fuckin hate fat people) and she was all, "yer a stupid bitch, ada-lynn!" so i's like,"shut the fuck up, motherfucker! YEW DONT KNO ME! i'll fuckin burn down yer shitty ass trailer while you sleep!" and then she was all, "yer a crazy ass bitch, ada-lynn!" so i's all, "OH NO YOU DIDNT, motherfucker! yew can go straight to hell!"
And then i fuckin ate her car keys.
by GAWD, it hurt comin out, but i figure just so long as i pissed her off real good, it was fuckin WORTH IT.
anyway, my fuckin rockweiler, Cujo, is fuckin humpin up on everthing i got cuz the fuckin kids wont make that son of a bitch stay outside the trailer, where his ass belongs and i aint got no money to get him fixed cuz fuckin ROY spent it all at the fuckin BINGO...when he is fuckin supposed to be at work. worthless shit.
my fuckin kids is atearin down the damn libary that im typin this in(on the INNERNETS!), so i better go get the fuckin mace or fuckin call the cops.